A Post A Day

Some people keep their PJs under their pillow. Others hide their teeth.  Me? I keep books there.  You think I’m joking, but I’m not.  These days I’m working almost every free moment I have, typically keeping crazy hours. Sometimes I need to take a nap midday to make up for the fact that I only […]

Observe:

So I get an email from the manager of a project yesterday, alerting me that he can no longer use the application we are working on. He keeps getting an error that the database cannot be reached.  I let him know that I’m looking into it, and then start investigating what’s going on.
So I’m looking […]

So there is this gal on facebook, who I’ve sent a friend request to.  Hmmm actually I can’t remember if she sent one to me, or I to her.  Regardless at this point it doesn’t really matter much, and since these posts get syndicated onto facebook, maybe she’ll even read this. (oh goodie!)
Well it turns […]

Perhaps you just had to have been there…

Me: Happy Shmassover
Shmancy: thanks
Shmancy: im going to celebrate by spreading the blood of one of my coworkers on a door post
Me: so that’s how they do it in Washington, I always wondered
Shmancy: baltimore
Shmancy: but yes
Shmancy: that’s how we roll
Me: and they told me I was relig

I’m walking around the office today, and one of the guys was flirting with girl who delivers the mail:
“I’m going to have to send things to myself so I get to see you more often!”

So I call the company this morning about my unpaid bills. And I get this nonsense from the person on the other line about how she has a good feeling that the checks will be made today yadda yadda yadda. This is something like how the conversation goes.
Rep: Well, I’m assuming the accountant is […]

It’s almost 1am, and I should be sleeping but there is an episode of Mythbusters that I haven’t seen yet and I have so much work to do, I’ll just stay up and do work and watch Mythbusters.  Yeah I know, having the TV on is a terrible way to a terrible way to try […]